Steve Martin wrote our theme song several years ago. Here’s the transcript:
Here we go. [plays a steady rhythmic riff] Hey, this guy’s good. [sings] “Well, I’m renderin’, renderin’ ’round, I’m a renderin’ guy, I’m renderin’, oh, yes, oh, yes!” [whistles poorly, shrugs, speaks] Free to get in. [sings] “I’m a renderin’ guy – R-E-N-D-E-R-I-N apostrophe, oh yes, I’m renderin’ — renderin’ to New York City, N-Y-C! Rent a car, get a hotel, for only two hundred dollars a day. Oh, yes.” [speaks] Okay, everybody! “I’m a ren-” Come on! Sing with me! Come on, have some fun, come on! “renderin’ …” Are you people uptight or somethin’? You can’t sing along-? Oh, I forgot… New York. [applause, keeps playing] Okay! All right, ladies only! “Oh, look! A renderin’ guy!” Come on! Okay, this half of the room! Beautiful! Now this half! Good, good! All right, two fifths! Now, three-fifths! Good. Seven-ninths! Two-ninths. All right, in Chinese now! [sings Chinese gibberish, then sings in English:] “Well, I’m renderin’, renderin’, renderin’, renderin’, renderin’, renderin’, renderin’, renderin’! Ren! Ah! DRINNNN!” [suddenly launches into a long, snappy, complex banjo instrumental, smiles and raises eyebrows at audience, stops, takes a fake arrow-through-the-head prop from the stool and puts it on] I like to keep the laughs rolling even while I’m playing. [finishes banjo tune triumphantly] Heyyyy! [applause]
Spinland Studios, LLC is a high-tech branding and marketing studio in the Mohawk Valley of Upstate New York. We leverage the power and magic of 3D modeling and animation to take your company’s image places you can only imagine. Defy conventional marketing and bring your brand to life! Visit www.spinland.studio for more information and examples—then hire us to boost your company’s marketing image into the 21st century!