There were three men who recently married; this is their story:
The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days but, on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Upstate New York. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry washed, and hot food on the table for every meal. The first day he didn’t see anything. The second day he didn’t see anything. But, by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down; he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.