Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse." "Oh," little Tony said. "OK." With that, he went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said, "Grandma, it isn't called that: it's called bunk beds. And Jimmy's mom wants...

There were three men who recently married; this is their story: The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days but, on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge...