Holiday Rants

Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics

  • December 22, 2010

This is making the rounds this year, yet again demonstrating Mark Twain’s wisdom:

“Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three and a half times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.”


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