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Politically Incorrect Golf Terms

  • August 23, 2010

Try some of these next time you’re out on the course (courtesy of one of my league mates, with a little editing of my own).

WARNING: locker room humor follows…

  • Rock Hudson – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.
  • Saddam Hussein – from one bunker into another.
  • Yasser Arafat – butt-ugly and in the sand.
  • John Kennedy Jr. – didn’t quite make it over the water.
  • Rodney King – over-clubbed.
  • O.J. – got away with one.
  • Princess Grace – should have used a driver.
  • Princess Di – shouldn’t have used a driver.
  • Condom – safe, but didn’t feel very good.
  • Brazilian – shaved the hole.
  • Rush Limbaugh – way to the right and out of bounds.
  • Keith Olbermann – see above, but for lefties.
  • James Joyce – a putt that’s impossible to read.
  • Ted Kennedy – goes in the water and jumps out.
  • Pee Wee Herman – too much wrist.
  • Sonny Bono – straight into the trees.
  • Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole.
  • Tiger Woods – wrong hole.
  • Dubya – wrong course.

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